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The Green Grump

He’s back!! Our Green Grump will once again be providing doorstep visits this Christmas! Being one of the most recognisable Christmas characters around, he is back with his unconventional Christmas goodies – or a ‘Snot Box!’ as he proudly calls it – to cause hilarious hijinks at his visits to your little ones! Expect an absolutely bonkers experience sprinkled with a little bit of Christmas magic! With professional prosthetic pieces, this authentic looking character is sure to wow your guests and have them rolling with laughter at his grumpiness!

What is included with the visit?

Our mischievous Green Grump will come with one Snot Box which includes a number of fun “treats”!

Can we buy extras for the Green Grump to bring to the visit?

Absolutely! Though we encourage sharing, extra boxes can be requested upon booking or can be purchased from our Christmas shop. Additionally, you may also request any extra items you wish to add to your box.

How long are the visits?

Visits are 15 minutes long (just enough time before it gets too cold for everyone!)

What is your availability?

*Please note that slots and dates are limited for this brilliant and extremely popular service, so be sure to snap your booking up quick!* Our availability changes hourly so it is for this reason we ask you to complete a Christmas request form. From there, we can call you to discuss what your preferred date and time for a visit would be.


Our Green Grump doorstep visits are £35* and £45* on Christmas Eve. If booking alongside Cindy Sue Whooville, you will receive a £10 discount on any day except Christmas Eve.

*A fuel/travel charge will apply if the visit is over 10 miles from our base in Hoyland, Barnsley S74 9SB

To Book

Simply fill in our booking request form and we will contact you to place your booking.


the green gump

Take a look at some of his fantastic reviews!

We can’t thank you enough for our visit from the Green Grump this morning. We all loved it so much, absolutely priceless giggles. Wish we could have bottled it! He was brilliant! You made our Christmas ❤️

Mini Fox

We booked the Green Grump for Christmas Eve as my granddaughter is his biggest fan … and he certainly did not disappoint !!! He was in character as he walked down our street and remained in character until we couldn’t see him .. he was amazing !!! Without a doubt made all our Christmases!

Jo Coles