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The Green Grump

2020 Changes!

This year due to COVID19 our Green Grump will be providing a drop off service of unconventional Christmas goodies otherwise known as a ‘Snot Box!’. Expect funny, socially distant, safe fun!
You’ll also have chance to ask him a few questions!

Places are limited for this brilliant service so be sure to snap your booking up quick!

Visits are 15 minutes and are ?25 per visit (?35 CE). There is an additional fuel charge to a location over 10 miles from our office location. The postcode for this is S749SB.

To Book

Simply fill in our booking request form and we’ll contact you to place your booking.


Prior to your visit…

Once you’ve booked we’ll send you over a link to our website where you can fill in a few details meaning your booking is unique and will have a very magical touch!

The Green Grump…

Our Green Grump is one of the most recognised Christmas characters around and is sure to cause hilarious laughter at his Christmas visit to your little one! With professional prosthetic pieces – this authentic looking character is sure to wow your guests and have them rolling in laughter at his grumpiness!

The Visit

Your visit won’t start with a usual knock on the door – instead your guests will head a series of bangs and ‘ows!’ and the pure grumpiness of the Green Grump making his way to your home! Throughout the visit he’ll entertain your little ones by providing laughter and fun for all the family. He’ll even challenge the grumpiest person in the room to a ‘Grump off!’

Your Gifts

Our grumpy character will come with a nice certificate for your special guest but more can be added at your request at an extra cost from our festive Christmas Shop!


Each visit is half an hour. We feel this is the perfect amount of time to keep the visits magical, enchanting and leave you in a flurry of excitement ready for Christmas!
This character is available for 4 dates only in 2019. The 21st, 22nd 23rd and the 24th December. Places are limited!

Green Grump Visit for all dates – ?75

*Fuel/Travel costs apply if outside the Barnsley area.

To book your Green Grump Experience call

0800 023 5903

the green gump