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Sage and Onion – Fun and Mischief Home Visits

Embrace the Whimsy: Sage and Onion’s Unforgettable North Pole Mischief Tour!

Imagine a pair of elves like no other, hailing from the heart of the North Pole – Sage and Onion, the dynamic duo that is as different as chalk and cheese, yet united by a shared passion for spreading holiday cheer in the most delightfully mischievous ways possible! This Christmas, brace yourselves for an enchanting home visit that will have your family in stitches and your hearts aglow.

Meet Sage, the maestro of meticulous planning, with a penchant for perfection and an eye for every detail. His pointed ears perk up at the mere mention of mischief, and his trusty “Mischief Calculator” is his prized possession. It’s a gizmo that quantifies giggles and measures merriment, ensuring that every prank and antic is precisely calibrated to induce just the right amount of laughter.

Then there’s Onion, a whirlwind of spontaneous chaos, driven by an insatiable curiosity and an irresistible urge to explore the unexplored. With a twinkle in his eyes and a heart full of whimsy, he considers rules as mere suggestions and views the world as a canvas for mischief. His infectious laughter is like a magic spell, transforming ordinary moments into uproarious adventures.

Together, this unlikely pair embarks on a merry quest to your home, their bells jingling and their hearts brimming with anticipation. Their arrival is like a burst of North Pole magic, infusing the air with the aroma of cinnamon and excitement. As they step through your doorway, you’ll be swept away on a journey that defies the ordinary and celebrates the extraordinary.

Sage’s mischief calculator springs to life as he calculates the perfect balance of planned pranks and spontaneous shenanigans. From rearranged furniture that forms whimsical patterns to silly scavenger hunts that lead to hidden treasures, every moment is an opportunity for glee. Onion’s infectious laughter sets the pace, encouraging everyone to join in the festivities and let loose their own mischievous spirits.

As the duo weaves their magic through your home, they’ll share stories of their own escapades – from skiing down candy cane slopes to outwitting snowball-throwing polar bears. Their tales will transport you to the heart of the North Pole, where wonder and merriment are the order of the day.

Capture the joy of these extraordinary visitors with photos that freeze moments of unbridled laughter and heartwarming connections. These memories will forever remind you of the day you invited Sage and Onion, the chalk and cheese elves, into your home and hearts.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the whirlwind of whimsy and embark on a mischievous journey with Sage and Onion, book your North Pole home visit today. Let their laughter ring through your halls and their magic leave an indelible mark on your holiday season.

How long are the visits?

The visits are half an hour long and include 2 elves.


The visit from both elves is £85 on all dates in December including Christmas Eve. Fuel charges may apply.